"It says so on the script!" 6

"I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think they suck, you know?" 

- Santana, Glee

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"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it..." - Terry Pratchett (Criminal Minds, season 4: Conflicted)

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"Yeah, I'm a legend. You know, they call me the cautionary whale.." - Juno(2007)

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"Take it from an old spectator. Life's not a spectator sport. If watchin' is all you're gonna do, then you're gonna watch your life go by without ya." - The Hunchback of Notre Dame(1996)

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"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."

- Moulin Rogue! (2001)

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"Find a truly original idea. It is the only way I will ever distinguish myself. It is the only way I will ever matter." 
- A Beautiful Mind (2001)