Film Review: Transformers: Dark of the Moon

"Gotta make my mind up, WHICH SEAT CAN I TAKE??"

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Overall Score: 70%

Certified: Trumpeter Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 75% Plot: 55% Script: 45% Visuals: 100% Music: 85%

Film Review: Ramona and Beezus

"Am I terrifical?"

Ramona and Beezus (2010)

Overall Score: 73%

Certified: Trumpeter Swan    

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 75%   Plot: 60%   Script: 75%   Visuals: 80%   Music: 80%

Film Review: Sucker Punch

"No Madam, I am not going to do the strip-down version of High School Musical!"

Sucker Punch (2011)

Overall Score: 73%

Certified: Trumpeter Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 85% Plot: 65% Script: 35% Visuals: 100% Music: 85%

Film Review: Welcome to the Rileys

He cant't bring himself up to tell her, that her hair really does smell bad.

Welcome to the Rileys (2010)

Overall Score: 75%

Certified: Trumpeter Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 85% Plot: 75% Script: 65% Visuals: 75% Music: 70%

Film Review: Battle Royale

They are getting blamed for playing Twister in class.

Battle Royale (2000)

Overall Score: 83%

Certified: Black Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance:75% Plot: 90% Script:80% Visuals:85% Music:85%

Film Review: The King's Speech

"I'm about to kiss you, now..."

The King's Speech (2010)

Overall Score: 91%

Certified: Royal Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 100% Plot: 90% Script: 90% Visuals: 85% Music: 85%

Film Review: Happythankyoupleasemore

"I know you're liking what you see."

Happythankyoupleasemore (2010)


Overall Score: 73%

Certified: Trumpeter Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 80% Plot: 70% Script: 65% Visuals: 85% Music: 55%

Film Review: Rabbit Hole

Life's not always that great above the wonderland and beyond the rabbit hole for Alice.

Rabbit Hole (2010)

Overall Score: 84%

Certified: Black Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 90% Plot: 90% Script: 80% Visuals: 75% Music: 80%

Film Review: The Green Hornet

"Sorry, but we're looking for someone with this big of a pair."

The Green Hornet (2011)

Overall Score: 64%

Certified: Mute Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 65% Plot: 45% Script: 65% Visuals: 70% Music: 75% 

Film Review: Black Swan

This staring contest is getting far too long, their hearts are about to pop out their eye sockets.

Black Swan (2010)

Overall Score: 88%

Certified: Black Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 95% Plot: 85% Script: 85% Visuals: 80% Music: 85%

Film Review: Let Me In

"I'm really sorry, Abby! I didn't realize how much you really needed those tampons!"

Let Me In (2010)

Overall Score: 88%

Certified: Black Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 100% Plot: 90% Script: 85% Visuals: 85% Music: 80%