Film Review: Transformers: Dark of the Moon

"Gotta make my mind up, WHICH SEAT CAN I TAKE??"

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Overall Score: 70%

Certified: Trumpeter Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 75% Plot: 55% Script: 45% Visuals: 100% Music: 85%

Film Review: Super 8

"Don't worry guys, we look way better then those dumbasses on That 70s Show."

Super 8 (2011)

Overall Score: 91%

Certified: Royal Swan    

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 95%   Plot: 85%   Script: 90%   Visuals: 95%   Music: 85%

Film Review: Sucker Punch

"No Madam, I am not going to do the strip-down version of High School Musical!"

Sucker Punch (2011)

Overall Score: 73%

Certified: Trumpeter Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 85% Plot: 65% Script: 35% Visuals: 100% Music: 85%

Quick Review: Sanctum

"Hold on son, there will always a light at the very end of the tunnel..."

Sanctum (2011)

Overall Score: 60%

Certified: Goose

Score Breakdown:

Performance:55% Plot: 50% Script:50% Visuals:80% Music:80%

Film Review: The Green Hornet

"Sorry, but we're looking for someone with this big of a pair."

The Green Hornet (2011)

Overall Score: 64%

Certified: Mute Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 65% Plot: 45% Script: 65% Visuals: 70% Music: 75% 

Film Review: 127 Hours

127 Hours (2011)

Overall Score: 85%

Certified: Black Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 100% Plot: 80% Script: 85% Visuals: 80% Music: 80%

Film Review: Black Swan

This staring contest is getting far too long, their hearts are about to pop out their eye sockets.

Black Swan (2010)

Overall Score: 88%

Certified: Black Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 95% Plot: 85% Script: 85% Visuals: 80% Music: 85%