Quick Review: Sanctum

"Hold on son, there will always a light at the very end of the tunnel..."

Sanctum (2011)

Overall Score: 60%

Certified: Goose

Score Breakdown:

Performance:55% Plot: 50% Script:50% Visuals:80% Music:80%

Quick Review: Never Let Me Go

Never Let Me Go (2010)

Overall Score: 79%

Certified: Trumpeter Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 90% Plot: 60% Script: 78% Visuals: 87% Music: 80%

Quick Review: Burlesque

"Gimme a V, gimme an I, gimme V, gimme a different I, what's that spelled?" Thighs.

Burlesque (2010)

Overall Score: 72%

Certified: Trumpeter Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 65% Plot: 40% Script: 70% Visuals: 95% Music: 90% 

Quick Review: I Spit On Your Grave

"Tonight! We! Make! Porn!"

I Spit On Your Grave (2010)

Overall Score: 60%

Certified: Goose

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 50% Plot: 45% Script: 65% Visuals: 80% Music: 60%