Film Review: Transformers: Dark of the Moon

"Gotta make my mind up, WHICH SEAT CAN I TAKE??"

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Overall Score: 70%

Certified: Trumpeter Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 75% Plot: 55% Script: 45% Visuals: 100% Music: 85%

Film Review: Super 8

"Don't worry guys, we look way better then those dumbasses on That 70s Show."

Super 8 (2011)

Overall Score: 91%

Certified: Royal Swan    

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 95%   Plot: 85%   Script: 90%   Visuals: 95%   Music: 85%

Quick Review: Scream

"What the fuck, Mirror-Mirror-on-the-Wall??"

Scream (1996)

Overall Score: 88%

Certified: Black Swan    

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 90%   Plot: 95%   Script: 80%   Visuals: 90%   Music: 80%

Film Review: Sucker Punch

"No Madam, I am not going to do the strip-down version of High School Musical!"

Sucker Punch (2011)

Overall Score: 73%

Certified: Trumpeter Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 85% Plot: 65% Script: 35% Visuals: 100% Music: 85%

Film Review: The Forbidden Door

The new hairdo, will never do.

The Forbidden Door (2009)

Overall Score: 83%

Certified: Trumpeter Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 75% Plot: 90% Script: 85% Visuals: 80% Music: 90%

Film Review: Battle Royale

They are getting blamed for playing Twister in class.

Battle Royale (2000)

Overall Score: 83%

Certified: Black Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance:75% Plot: 90% Script:80% Visuals:85% Music:85%

Quick Review: I Spit On Your Grave

"Tonight! We! Make! Porn!"

I Spit On Your Grave (2010)

Overall Score: 60%

Certified: Goose

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 50% Plot: 45% Script: 65% Visuals: 80% Music: 60%

Film Review: Black Swan

This staring contest is getting far too long, their hearts are about to pop out their eye sockets.

Black Swan (2010)

Overall Score: 88%

Certified: Black Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 95% Plot: 85% Script: 85% Visuals: 80% Music: 85%

Film Review: Let Me In

"I'm really sorry, Abby! I didn't realize how much you really needed those tampons!"

Let Me In (2010)

Overall Score: 88%

Certified: Black Swan

Score Breakdown:

Performance: 100% Plot: 90% Script: 85% Visuals: 85% Music: 80%